Thursday, April 18, 2013

Too much sun

  The weather has been preeeettyyyy hot lately. Actually, no. It's worse than that. Sometimes I feel like I'm in an oven. A freaking huge, gigantic oven. Like the ones they had in Jack the Giant Slayer, except that I'm not stuck/wrapped in bread like a sausage bun. I'm a free chicken running around the oven. Seriously, wth? Even my dogs sneak into the house cause the marble floor is cooling hahah wtf. It has not been raining around our area for quite some time. Too long. Before this it rained too much, ow its not raining at all UGHHHH. I. NEED. RAIN. I actually got so desperate at one point that I asked Belle if I should google up some rain dance voodoo thingi and invite the rain over. Can you imagine that? Me dancing in the middle of the road/field with some funny/weird leaves or cowbell in my hand while singing/chanting "COME RAIN COME. I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME. MAMBOJAMBOGIBBAYABAYODAMASTAPLASMATVRAINY I COMMAND YOU TO COME!!" That would be really creepy. And funny maybe. People would probably upload a video of me onto Facebook and I'll turn famous overnight wtf.

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